So drunk its hurt
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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