Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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