How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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