scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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