Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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