I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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