I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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