he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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