If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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