you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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