1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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