Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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