i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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