Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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