It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Sorry my hands just texted you
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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