There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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