How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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