This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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