Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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