I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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