Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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