So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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