How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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