11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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