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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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