P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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