I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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