question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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