I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Randomize
