I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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