so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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