Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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