Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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