Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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