but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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