About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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