I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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