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I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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