Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe he injected his testicle?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize