So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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