just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My vagina is officially offended.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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