I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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