I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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