Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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