brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Damn victory sex feels great
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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