his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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