how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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