you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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