She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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