party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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