I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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