mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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