so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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