it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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