i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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