worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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